Thank you, Dove Chocolates marketing team.

So one of the dentist ladies brought in those little individually wrapped Dove chocolates...so I was like "cool, I did ballet class of death last night, I can have one." So I unwrap it and am about to pop it in my mouth, until I notice that the inside of the wrapper says the following:

"Dove Chocolate: Always Your Valentine."

.............................

They may as well have said "Enjoy your shitty death from extreme lonliness and obesity, you freaky teapot-collecting Winnie the Pooh-loving virgin hag."

Anyway, I threw it away.

i'm soooooooo pissed

i should have scalped tickets. i'm seriously kicking my own ass right now.

folks, she's actually doing it.

Silencer.

whiskey & guns.



maybe i should quit my temp job and become a photographer.