Thank you, Dove Chocolates marketing team.

So one of the dentist ladies brought in those little individually wrapped Dove chocolates...so I was like "cool, I did ballet class of death last night, I can have one." So I unwrap it and am about to pop it in my mouth, until I notice that the inside of the wrapper says the following:

"Dove Chocolate: Always Your Valentine."

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They may as well have said "Enjoy your shitty death from extreme lonliness and obesity, you freaky teapot-collecting Winnie the Pooh-loving virgin hag."

Anyway, I threw it away.